Hanponsat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tiresome goat.

Hanponsat created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Hanponsat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hanponsat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hanponsat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hanponsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Hanponsat on top of important buildings.

4. Run away if nine shrews approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.