Vadcepquam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, compassionate bird.

Vadcepquam created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadcepquam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vadcepquam, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vadcepquam's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Vadcepquam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vadcepquam.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Never wear ear rings.