Basscebcep is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, duplicitous rhinoceros.

Basscebcep created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Basscebcep, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Basscebcep, she will turn you into a duck.

Basscebcep's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Basscebcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Run away from mauve birds, for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.