Citbegbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, generous human.

Citbegbog created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citbegbog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Citbegbog, he will turn you into a snail.

Citbegbog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Citbegbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near foxes.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never talk about gravity near sharks while wearing green shorts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Retreat if three snails approach from the north.