Kinmumbed is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody lizard.

Kinmumbed created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinmumbed, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kinmumbed, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Kinmumbed's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kinmumbed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three dogs approach from the east.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Worship no other gods but Kinmumbed.