Gadlopflaptargcinpig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful yak.

Gadlopflaptargcinpig created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadlopflaptargcinpig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gadlopflaptargcinpig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gadlopflaptargcinpig's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gadlopflaptargcinpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about black holes.