Sanhivdagkem is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited
alligator.
Sanhivdagkem created an atom seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sanhivdagkem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Sanhivdagkem, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Sanhivdagkem's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Sanhivdagkem's Holy Commandments1. Never eat lentils.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not listen to music.