Sanhivdagkem is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited alligator.

Sanhivdagkem created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanhivdagkem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sanhivdagkem, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sanhivdagkem's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sanhivdagkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.