Himflowtip is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, effective spider.

Himflowtip created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himflowtip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Himflowtip, she will not invite you to parties.

Himflowtip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Himflowtip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Himflowtip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Himflowtip in the centre of the settlement.