Armmanyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic wasp.

Armmanyarl created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Armmanyarl, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Armmanyarl, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Armmanyarl's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Armmanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about dark matter.
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