Gatfagrull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong parrot.

Gatfagrull created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Gatfagrull, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gatfagrull, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gatfagrull's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gatfagrull's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gatfagrull first in all things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.