Gupmabfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, staggering squid.

Gupmabfoss created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupmabfoss, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gupmabfoss, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gupmabfoss' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gupmabfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide from indigo ducks for they are unholy.

3. You must love Gupmabfoss.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.