Jipsigbimbasswigfosswodtin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, selfish rhinoceros.

Jipsigbimbasswigfosswodtin created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipsigbimbasswigfosswodtin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jipsigbimbasswigfosswodtin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jipsigbimbasswigfosswodtin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Jipsigbimbasswigfosswodtin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the east.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.