Zakstipquaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong coyote.

Zakstipquaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakstipquaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zakstipquaf, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Zakstipquaf's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Zakstipquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zakstipquaf.

5. Never feed melons to goats while wearing violet shorts.