Dotomindap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish jellyfish.

Dotomindap created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotomindap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dotomindap, it will laugh at you.

Dotomindap's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dotomindap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dotomindap.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not make images of living things.