Cunbagdon is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, boastful chicken.

Cunbagdon created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunbagdon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cunbagdon, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cunbagdon's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cunbagdon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cunbagdon.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.