Gephat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless grasshopper.

Gephat created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gephat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gephat, it will be very unhappy.

Gephat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gephat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to otters while wearing cyan coats.

2. Never paint your chest violet.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.