Xucklenjin Gigstipbushak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident swan.

Xucklenjin Gigstipbushak created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucklenjin Gigstipbushak, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Xucklenjin Gigstipbushak, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Xucklenjin Gigstipbushak's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Xucklenjin Gigstipbushak's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Never chant in the presence of dogs.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.