Bin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, sapient elephant.

Bin created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bin, she will be very unhappy.

Bin's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Do not hurt moths.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not keep six tapirs in a large pit.