Besscudren is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witless raccoon.

Besscudren created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Besscudren, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Besscudren, she will throw large rocks at you.

Besscudren's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Besscudren's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near snails.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.