Landibsatrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish ferret.

Landibsatrutt created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Landibsatrutt, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Landibsatrutt, it will be very unhappy.

Landibsatrutt's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Landibsatrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to birds while wearing indigo skirts.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Put Landibsatrutt first in all things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.