Wonnulldin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, slow warg.

Wonnulldin created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonnulldin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wonnulldin, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wonnulldin's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wonnulldin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Worship no other gods but Wonnulldin.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.