Ripnurgil is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless coyote.

Ripnurgil created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripnurgil, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ripnurgil, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ripnurgil's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Ripnurgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.