Pigsagvog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering hedgehog.

Pigsagvog created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Pigsagvog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigsagvog, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pigsagvog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Pigsagvog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Always help swans.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.