Dangodneg is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish gnu.

Dangodneg created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dangodneg, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dangodneg, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dangodneg's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dangodneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.