Wegxuckmonlab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, grumpy clam.

Wegxuckmonlab created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Wegxuckmonlab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wegxuckmonlab, it will strike you with lightening.

Wegxuckmonlab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Wegxuckmonlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wegxuckmonlab's name in vain.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect three silicon sculptures of Wegxuckmonlab on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed apples to ducks while wearing violet rings.

5. Always wear black.