Cebgilflig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome snail.

Cebgilflig created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebgilflig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebgilflig, he will turn you into a rat.

Cebgilflig's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cebgilflig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Never jump in the presence of shrews.

5. Do not take Cebgilflig's name in vain.