Quaglabyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing fairy.

Quaglabyarp created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quaglabyarp, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quaglabyarp, it will jump up and down on your head.

Quaglabyarp's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Quaglabyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet kilts.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Do not take Quaglabyarp's name in vain.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.