Rillcebfud is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, calm dove.

Rillcebfud created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Rillcebfud, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rillcebfud, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rillcebfud's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Rillcebfud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn snails for they are unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Rillcebfud in the centre of the settlement.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rillcebfud.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.