Tonwiksab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm weasel.

Tonwiksab created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonwiksab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tonwiksab, it will turn you into a duck.

Tonwiksab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tonwiksab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Tonwiksab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not covet oxen.