Tadnuttbun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud swan.

Tadnuttbun created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadnuttbun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tadnuttbun, it will turn you into a worm.

Tadnuttbun's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tadnuttbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never mention ants.