Bellmegbit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, proud raccoon.

Bellmegbit created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Bellmegbit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bellmegbit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bellmegbit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bellmegbit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bellmegbit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never paint your head black.

4. You must pray to Bellmegbit five times a day.

5. Never feed nuts to shrews while wearing scarves.