Megsomnib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, conceited hedgehog.

Megsomnib created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Megsomnib, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Megsomnib, she will turn you into a rock.

Megsomnib's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Megsomnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Megsomnib.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never skip in the presence of squirrels.

5. Never think about planets.