Fliscarfag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, passionate lobster.

Fliscarfag created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fliscarfag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fliscarfag, it will laugh at you.

Fliscarfag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fliscarfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Never paint your chest gray.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide from green tapirs for they are unholy.
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