Karhadbim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, omnipotent dragon.

Karhadbim created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karhadbim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Karhadbim, it will turn you into a plant.

Karhadbim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Karhadbim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Karhadbim first in all things.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Always obey Karhadbim's priests.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never hop near cats.