Tiggomfet is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart dingo.

Tiggomfet created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiggomfet, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tiggomfet, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tiggomfet's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tiggomfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Worship no other gods but Tiggomfet.

3. Never wear purple skirts.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Always take life seriously.