Milfagzog Dongepmat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, moody shark.

Milfagzog Dongepmat created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milfagzog Dongepmat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Milfagzog Dongepmat, it will torture you forever.

Milfagzog Dongepmat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Milfagzog Dongepmat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Milfagzog Dongepmat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always obey Milfagzog Dongepmat's priests.

3. Always help seals.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Milfagzog Dongepmat.