Butgidyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, proud clam.

Butgidyarp created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butgidyarp, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Butgidyarp, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Butgidyarp's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Butgidyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Butgidyarp.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.