Cappogfas is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust aardvark.

Cappogfas created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Cappogfas, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cappogfas, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cappogfas' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cappogfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cappogfas.