Zandidcet is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage seal.

Zandidcet created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zandidcet, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zandidcet, she will make you grow a tail.

Zandidcet's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Zandidcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always wear orange.