Pomven Spagwaplat Higkipcid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering raven.

Pomven Spagwaplat Higkipcid created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pomven Spagwaplat Higkipcid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pomven Spagwaplat Higkipcid, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Pomven Spagwaplat Higkipcid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pomven Spagwaplat Higkipcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Never write about archaea.