Dapfebbud is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, generous swan.

Dapfebbud created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Dapfebbud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dapfebbud, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dapfebbud's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dapfebbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.