Ligbesttennur is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, ruthless faun.

Ligbesttennur created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbesttennur, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ligbesttennur, she will laugh at you.

Ligbesttennur's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ligbesttennur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Ligbesttennur must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never sit in the presence of bats.

5. Never go into black rooms.