Highinnib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring jackal.

Highinnib created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Highinnib, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Highinnib, it will turn you into a mole.

Highinnib's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Highinnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to tortoises while wearing tights.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Highinnib.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about optics.