Ripkonlun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical raven.

Ripkonlun created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripkonlun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ripkonlun, he will make you grow a tail.

Ripkonlun's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ripkonlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Never write about chromosomes.