Logbugsab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident mole.

Logbugsab created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logbugsab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Logbugsab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Logbugsab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Logbugsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.