Witzodgut Tarpdobbugbot Rawvadkap is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, staggering beaver.

Witzodgut Tarpdobbugbot Rawvadkap created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witzodgut Tarpdobbugbot Rawvadkap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Witzodgut Tarpdobbugbot Rawvadkap, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Witzodgut Tarpdobbugbot Rawvadkap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Witzodgut Tarpdobbugbot Rawvadkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must pray to Witzodgut Tarpdobbugbot Rawvadkap nine times a day.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Fast once a month.