Baflegfig is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring hare.

Baflegfig created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baflegfig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Baflegfig, he will manifest in front of you.

Baflegfig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Baflegfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Do not take Baflegfig's name in vain.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.