Mitflanben is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, prudent badger.

Mitflanben created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mitflanben, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitflanben, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mitflanben's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Mitflanben's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hide from white manatees for they are unholy.

3. Never chant near badgers.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.