Nardubloophudmonmifmiflik is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, passionate eagle.

Nardubloophudmonmifmiflik created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nardubloophudmonmifmiflik, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nardubloophudmonmifmiflik, he will turn you into a snail.

Nardubloophudmonmifmiflik's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nardubloophudmonmifmiflik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nardubloophudmonmifmiflik's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Never wear blue hats.