Pangidtag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong faun.

Pangidtag created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Pangidtag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pangidtag, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pangidtag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pangidtag's Holy Commandments

1. Pangidtag loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.